Texas Teacher Claims She Couldn't Have Fondled Black Student Because She's Racist

stabby4/18/2013 12:37:27 am PDT

This reminds me of how Oscar Wilde was prosecuted.

He was accused (in court) of kissing his (male) maid, all expressions of homosexuality being illegal and he made the mistake of joking in front of a judge who considered humor in this matter to be a hanging offense. He said something like “Of course not, the boy is plain, we all feel sorry for him.” And then the judge gave him a look that let him know it was over and poor mister Wilde was reduced to begging and saying that he would no more kiss a door knob.