David Brooks wrote some fucking crazy shit y’all.

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— Jason McGlothlen (@goddamnedfrank) September 6, 2019

I am a sick man, a spiteful man, a man who can jump higher than Mario yet lacks the precision jumping that defines the platforming sections. I yearn for order, to be able to dig as fast as Toad, yet find myself only useful for getting shortcuts in world 1-2 and 4-3, I am Luigi.

— Brendel (@Brendelbored) September 6, 2019