Saw this coming but it’s still funny:

My boyfriend gave me an ultimatum today: him or the dog. So I am looking to rehome a purebred male, housebroken, sheds a lot, occasionally follows simple commands, can walk without a leash, 6 ft tall, 240 lbs, needs more exercise. Free to a good home but no giving him back.

— Hardcorr Resister ⚖ (@Corrville) March 6, 2021