No, you’re not even close to anything like that, Slappy. You are a modern day commanding officer whose dereliction of duty led to a dismissal from service. You are a modern day lucky SOB who walked where others did time. You are a modern day POS who should be in MP hands. You are a modern day grifter who justs needs ego feeds, lots of them. You are a modern day tool for the GOP/TP who don’t like you anyway, but love to use your modern day dumb ass. Now STFU and STFD modern day loser.