Speaking of comment sections, and looking to lighten things up a bit, you might know that Kirk Cameron has a new holiday movie out that is a giant turkey which was panned universally and mocked incessantly on Rotten Tomatoes.

So, being the honest, godly man that he is, Kirk took to facebook to ask his fans to uprate his horror show, whether or not they had seen it. Of course, there are now a series of rave reviews from his buds, but I went through and picked out some of the best of the non-solicited ones for your entertainment:

Well, I was impressed by the closing credits, and how the teams of EMTs shouting “CLEAR!” as they tried to revive several audience members who’d tried to end their own lives rather than sit through this movie

Where to even start with the first Christmas movie to make the baby Jesus cry.

Jesus wept. Then demanded a full refund and punched a reindeer.

I no longer fear hell, for I have seen “Saving Christmas.”

I liked Christmas before seeing this. It really took the bloom off the rose.

I saw it for free, and demanded my money back!!!

Guess Christmas LOST - if this is the guy they sent to save it.

Christmas shouldn’t be this painful

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth, then Kirk Cameron made this movie and God decided it was time to send an asteroid from heaven to wipe this hemorrhoid of a movie from existence.

Mr Cameron’s film efforts disprove the notion of a benevolent god.

Instead of paying to see this movie, give the money to a friend and ask them to kick you in the crotch — you’ll have a better time than watching this sad mess.

I feel bad for Kirk. I hope one day medical science finds a cure.

If there really is a War on Christmas, this movie brought Christmas one step closer to losing the battle.

The best Christmas present Kirk Cameron could give the world is to stop making movies..

Calling Kirk an actor is like calling pork a fruit.

I liked the popcorn.