A drunk prediction:

TWENTY YEARS IN THE FUTURE …

POST-POST-MILLENIAL CHILD: GRANDPA! YOU NEED TO SQEEZE YOUR KEGEL MUSCLES TO GET MISSILE LOCK IN THIS VR GAME

MILLENIAL GRANDPARENT: I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT’S GOING ON

GEN-X GREAT GRANDPA: LIFE IS CHAOS AND CHANGE, NOT SO SMUG NOW, ARE YOU BITCH?

— New Year’s Frank (@goddamnedfrank) December 30, 2018