BREAKING: A234 nerve agent allegedly used against #Skripal developed in the US - @mod_russia https://t.co/QIgryQc4Un #Novichok #SkripalCase pic.twitter.com/yaa6TArdBv

— Sputnik (@SputnikInt) March 25, 2018

Also, I woke up with a 12ft penis this morning, and £1,000,000 in the bank. https://t.co/Gs39cgKv8l

— Mike Stuchbery 💀🍷 (@MikeStuchbery_) March 26, 2018