Just to try and prove that I’m not on all the damned drugs, here are the tweets the fucking Bilderbergers or whatever apparently don’t want you to see. Basically typical me stuff, but they must be secretly full of fnord and nuclear launch codes and horrible truths that will drive you all irrevocably insane.

Anyway, that’s it. You’re all totally boned now and Cthulhu is probably going to swallow your soul.