re: #456 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

The DailyFail is failing less and less in these times:

EXCLUSIVE: Hobby Lobby is slowly closing its stores across the country after fallout from a letter claiming the wife of the devout Christian chief exec had a vision from God telling the chain to stay open

Did she get that “vision” after reading one of those “Dead Sea Scrolls”* they bought for their Museum Of The Bible (assuming the ink was dry enough)?

*The “Gospel of St. Bogus”