Trump: Russia is a fake news conspiracy concocted by the media and Democrats.

House investigation into Russia: Um, about that Trump. Your bodyguard is now under scrutiny.

NEW: House Russia probe eyes longtime Trump bodyguard Keith Schiller: https://t.co/8eZtNYNfGq w/ @CeciliaVega

— Ben Siegel (@benyc) June 29, 2017

Trump keeps claiming there’s nothing to the Russia investigation and yet here’s the House looking at a Trump bodyguard? https://t.co/qXneUUhfoe

— lawhawk (@lawhawk) June 29, 2017

So, on top of everyone else in your inner circle lawyering up, your bodyguard has to lawyer up too? Is there anyone else that isn’t getting lawyered up at this point? Your spawn should probably start to consider lawyers too.

Why?

It isn’t a conspiracy when they were all lying their asses off about meeting with Russian diplomats and agents and not reporting any of them as they were required to do. Well, it’s not the conspiracy that you think it is. Reporting those criminal acts (the failure to report) isn’t a conspiracy, but all your cronies meeting with Russians does reek of a concerted effort to coordinate with Russia about something.