Before leaving work yesterday, I got the message “You need to install the new updates” on my laptop. I clicked thru the steps which started the process and left.

I came in this morning to “You are now ready to install the updates, do you wish to proceed?” message.

Yes, you motherfucker. That is why I fucking told you to run last fucking night, so you would be fucking done when I got in.

2 hours later, I’m back online.