Siberian kindergartners pledge to march into the “final battle” to retake Alaska if Putin — aka Uncle Vova — orders them to. https://t.co/sE9cIkXOo4 pic.twitter.com/zZALY0bJYs

— RFE/RL (@RFERL) June 10, 2018

Why don’t kids come over for some summer camp instead, where no one is asking you to pledge to kill anyone before puberty? https://t.co/twrnJNvslB

— Molly McKew (@MollyMcKew) June 11, 2018