re: #16 William Lewis

I can find the horrifically bad poetry I wrote in highschool but I didn’t do calendars.

I still have a short story I wrote in which my buds and I assassinate the assistant principal with a flare gun, then hijack a pep rally, abduct the rich real estate kids and sell them into slavery, and finally abscond to Costa Rica with the profits. The administration found it and I got a lecture. My English teacher agreed that it was over the top but thought it showed some kernel of talent. Hard to imagine how school officials would react to such a thing today.