How about we fucking revisit the Second Amendment? It was written at a time when owning a gun meant the difference between your family eating or starving to death; and when there was a chance citizens could actually stand up to the government.

I hate to be a buzzkill, but you generally don’t need to go in heavy at the Shoprite to buy groceries these days. Plus, if we ever turn into a dictatorship, your private arsenal won’t mean shit.