re: #499 SanFranciscoZionist

Not kidding.

Really not kidding.

Those would be seriously difficult to parody. Had to be sure it wasn’t already parody. From one:

New “Survival Seed Bank” Produces Thousands Of Pounds Of Nutrient-Dense Food For Pennies Per Pound… Enough To Feed Friends And Family Forever!

From the other:

If the economy collapses, a pinch of heirloom seeds will have more barter power than gold because it offers an endless supply of food and hope for the future.