re: #42 RogueOne

That reminds me of the story of the young guy who got hired to cook for a sheep farmer and his crew. While the men were out sheep dipping, shearing, etc. he decided he wanted to impress his boss with a nice meal. Behind the kitchen was a lamb tied to a fence post. The boy thought, “I’ll roast that lamb for dinner!” Well, he wound up over-salting the lamb, over-cooking the vegetables, and when the crew got back from the field for dinner, they took one bite and said, “This is awful!”

The boss said, “Where the hell did you get this meat, anyway?”
“I took the lamb that was tied to the fence,” replied the young man.
“WHAT?” Shouted the boss, “You mean to tell me that you not only fucked up my cooking, but you cooked up my fucking?”