re: #538 HappyWarrior
That’s probably the most hilarious fail. I can just imagine Ayman al-Zawahiri and the other high ups not including OBL of AQ sitting around.
AZ: Guys we need to make Obama look good but how?
AQ1: Bake sale, sir?
AQ2: Renounce terrorism?
AZ: No, you idiots, we tell them where Osama is and then Obama will send the SEALs to get him. Osama will die and Obama will be heralded as a hero which is exactly what we want.
AQ1: But sir don’t we hate Obama too?
AZ: Shut up, this is a Rush Limbaugh fantasy. It doesn’t have to make sense. *goes into a song and dance routine that Gene Kelly would have envied*.
AQ3: You just want to get out the #2 AQ position since it keeps getting killed, don’t you?