I’m going to throw a party when I beat the lesser Charles Johnson @Green_Footballs’s follower count. Help me get there?

Or compare traffic. The Real Charles Johnson (tm) has beat CCJ’s got news every month (although this month, they’re neck and neck through this week (using compete.com - yes, I know it’s not a scientifically-valid comparison).
Let the games begin!

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