re: #51 Vicious Piebola

re: #52 Dr. Matt

I chatted up some Jehovah’s Witnesses who came to the door on Saturday, and their literature featured what I call Vitalis Jesus: a white guy in robes with a 80’s CEO power hairdo and neatly trimmed beard.

If they show up again, I’m going to point that if Jesus was real, he’d look more Sasha Cohen Baron than Tom Selleck.