re: #10 Romantic Heretic

It’s why, when I am truly pissed, I use the Queen’s English. I am precise and multisyllabic.

Best of all, 90% of the time the person whose ass I’m reaming has no idea what I’m talking about. My favourite insult is ‘microcephalic australopithecene’. They know they’ve been insulted but don’t know how.

I’m partial to ‘byzantine logothete’ and ‘retromingent monotreme’ for such occasions.