re: #49 Dread Pirate

In our latter years we’ll all sit back and remember the Great TP Shortage of 2020.

“I fought in the Great Corona War of 2020. I was in the trenches the whole time, my trusty N95 mask on as I sanitized every surface within an inch of its life. Why, I remember the time I nearly died telling a guest that we had no coffee! You don’t know terror until you’ve seen a caffeine addict go cold turkey. The horror…the horror…”