re: #49 To hold my temper, most of the time.

Cafeteria Catholics? They’re only Catholics in the cafeteria? Must be school cafeterias.

“Dear God, please make this food taste better than it looks, because it looks nasty.”

Haha, no. It means that just like when you go to a cafeteria and you pick and choose what you want to eat, Cafeteria Catholics pick and choose what parts of the Church to listen to. Fundamentalist Catholics like Santorum hate that.