re: #528 Cato the Elder

First sentence: indubitably true, whatever you mean by it.

Second: hmm.

Beecuz if guvmint wud onlee git oat of the whey, why, they’ums nevah trah tuh cell yoo a tartifishul hart thet don’ wurk. Wud they’m?

Could be any more of a douche, Cato?