re: #535 oh_dude

I married an extremist

I thought I was somewhat of a right-wing extremist until I met my wife. I mean, she never fit the usual stereotype. She’s a gorgeous, petite first-generation Latina from Mexico. She used to say that I liked her becuase she reminded me of Penelope Cruz. I said, “No, I like Penelope Cruz, because she looks like you.” (Slick huh?)

Anyways, after two years of marriage it’s become very clear what side of the political fence she sits. There’s only two bumper-stickers on her car…

“SARAH-CUDA” and

“God Bless Our Troops… Especially the snipers”

Oh and by the way, she thinks Glenn Beck is God-like.

I’m expecting a call from FBI/DHS any day now…

Very slick.

Try not to say this, “Honey, I don’t need a trophy wife, I have you.”