re: #529 HappyWarrior

NRO and Jonah is smart enough to know Trump is probably done for at some point sooner rather than later. Sean and the Federalist just kiss Trump’s ass and believe everything he says.

Jonah is working very hard pretending he was not part of the conservative Moonchild ceremony that created Trumpism.

It’s s a countdown until he starts shitting thinkpieces claiming that left fucked up and Real Conservatives don’t know how all these hybrid fish people social conservative nationalists took over the Republican Party and conservative groups worldwide.

All he knows is it didn’t have a thing to do with a systematic program of making deals with the fish people that live on the coast off Innsmouth where they provide larger catches in exchange for mating with humans the absolutely quackiest social conservative organizations so that their raving base could be convinced that tax cuts are what are required to keep White Jesus filled with sacred energy so he can fight off the Black Communazi Hippy hordes.

That his story and he’s sticking to it.

Also, I’m contractually required to observe that Jonah Goldberg wrote Liberal Fascism and absolutely no posturing as a reasonable person now can compensate for his utterly cynical, counterfactual pornography in which nothing is the fault of conservatism and all liberalism is inherently tyrannical.

He wants to fuck Innsmouth fish people and have his outrage about the degenerate practice of fucking fish people in Innsmouth, yet continue to fuck fish people while blaming others for his own fish people fucking have his cake and eat it too.