re: #53 teleskiguy
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“Do…do we have to hold Easter in April? Can’t we move it?”
“Yes, Mr. President, Easter traditionally happens in April and our voters will be unhappy if we move it.”
“Nonsense! They think I walk on water and shit gold! If I tell them Easter is in July, they’ll not only agree with me, they’ll dedicate the day in my honor! Where’s my sharpie!?”