re: #528 ryannon

Same here. When I bought one of those nifty A-bombs in a Samsonite suitcase that the good people over in the former USSR had developed, I told everyone that it was just a new suitcase and not a nucear weapon I was able to purchase on the black market.

And there she is, sitting right in my closet, waiting for someone to make my day.

/

“My student loan people called me. Said that I am behind on my student loan. In fact, they said I’ve never made a payment, and that they know I did not attend college. Asked me what I did with the money. I said, I bought a nuclear device with it, and I’d really appreciate it if they’d never call me again.”
-Steven Wright