re: #550 Gus

Don’t you love it when you go to a restaurant and hit the restroom only to notice there’s no paper towels or anything to dry your hands?

Guy was using the urinal next to me. I walked out without washing my hands. He sees me later and says, real snotty like

“Didn’t your mother ever teach you to wash your hands after you pee?”

So I said

“No. She taught me never to pee on my hands!”

Smiled and walked away!