I just finished reading the PDF of the vows.

Until this country comes comes back to its senses and I’m 100% sure that there won’t be a theocrat on the 2012 presidential ballot, I’m OFFICIALLY DONE worrying about shit like jihadis who “hate us for our freedoms” or the MB being elected to anything 6,000 miles away in Egypt.

You know who hates us for our freedoms? Michelle Bachmann, Rick Santorum, David Duke, and all the other far-right bigoted religious thugs and racist pukes in this country who want to drag us back into the past, kicking and clawing and screaming in horror the whole way.

SCREW THAT. This country belongs to all of us. You assholes out there had better recognize that.