This is America.

Which means we must have a daily creationism outburst:

Church wants Creationism taught as part of Ga. science standards

A Carroll County church wants Georgia schools to stop teaching evolution as fact.

Educators across the country are now developing what’s called the “next generation of science standards.”

A member of the Villa Rica Church of Christ told Channel 2’s Diana Davis evolution should not be a part of those standards.

Charles Darwin’s Theory of Evolution is what almost all of us were taught in science: Billions of years ago, we all evolved from a common ancestor.

“It’s bad science, and it’s bad for the culture,” according to Villa Rica’s Church of Christ’s Bob Staples.

Staples and his church are fighting for schools to include another view.

“What message are we sending to our children when they come away saying, ‘I’m an ape with less hair?’” asks the church pastor, Patrick Gray.

Staples, who is a college math teacher, serves on a state committee that is working to develop science standards for education.

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