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Romney Campaign Disavows 'Anglo-Saxon Heritage' Comments

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Obdicut (Now with 2% less brain)7/25/2012 12:45:53 pm PDT

re: #53 Origuy

Man, droppin’ knowledge. nice.

I like this satire:

Meanehwl, baccat meaddehle, monstr lurccen;
Fulle few too many drincce, hie luccen for fyht.
en Hreorfneorhthwr, son of Hrwrowheororthwl,
sccen wful jeork to steop outsyd.
hud! Bashe! Crasch! Beoom! e bigge gye
Eallum his bon brak, byt his nose offe;
Wicced Godsylla wld on his asse.
Monstr moppe fleor wy eallum men in hlle.
Beowulf in bacceroome fonecall bamaccen ws;
Hearen sond of ruccus sd, “Hwt e helle?”
Graben sheold strang ond swich-bld scharp
Stond feorth to fyht e grimlic foe.
“Me,” Godsylla sd, “mac e minsemete.”
Heoro cwyc geten heold wi fmed half-nelson
Ond flyng him lic frisbe bac to fen
Beowulf belly up to meaddehle bar,
Sd, “Ne foe beaten mie frsom cung-fu.”
Eorderen cocca-cohla yce-coeld, e reol yng.