re: #503 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

So’s a Stegosaurus.
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Really, congrats.

My son was three weeks early, 9lbs 3 ozs. Was in a preemie ward. I swear, he looked like he could eat the other babies.

One of my coworkers is due Jan. 8. She was out today—early contractions. The administration is in a panic. Did they not NOTICE she was pregnant? She’s a tiny little thing, and currently looks like a VW Beetle turned on its side. But in a sweater, and more intellectual.