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The Stephen Colbert Interview: President Barack Obama Shares His Frustrations About the White House's Failed Pandemic Response

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines11/25/2020 11:50:25 am PST

My grandchildren would tell me to go to hell if I tried to feed them Jim’s re-constituted sawdust meal.

Televangelist Jim Bakker: Buy My Pancake Mix Or Your Grandkids Go To Hell

Hard sell: Weeping televangelist Jim Bakker warns viewers that if they don’t buy his pancake mix their grandchildren will go to Hell.

An emotional Bakker went on a tear-filled rant begging his audience to buy buckets of his End Times survival food, warning that the grandchildren of his audience members would face eternal damnation unless they called a 1-888 phone number so they could send him $60 (plus shipping) for a bucket of pancake mix.

Bakker, deeply concerned that President Trump would be killed by Democrats, declared:

If they kill our president or they destroy him or whatever, if we elect the other side. This is it. I think maybe Trump is here to give us time to get ready because all hell is going to break loose.

We’re not going to have the Antichrist show up to get the sign of the Mark of the Beast on our forehead or hand, it won’t happen without hunger. Hunger is going to be the main thing. Most people don’t get it, they don’t want to get it, but that is why I am so obsessed with you all being prepared.