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iceweasel8/01/2009 10:09:14 pm PDT

re: #51 austin_blue

My ‘hood is dirty with them. We have creeks three blocks east and two blocks west that dump into Town Lake, and those creekbeds are wildlife highways. In the past year, I have seen ‘coons, ‘possums, deer, one coyote, grey foxes, and armored dildos wandering through my yard.

Ended up with a dillo in my house one night. She Who Must Be Obeyed woke me up and said “There’s something in the house.” I grabbed the Mossberg and was ready to slay the intruder when I heard the clatter clatter clatter of long nailed feet skittering toward the back door, which was unaccountably open. I locked the door and had a whiskey.

Did you know that dillos can climb concrete stairs? Yes they can…

Dude, my apologies, but I read ‘dillo’ as ‘dildo’ every time.