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Weigel: Believing Sarah Palin

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Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion7/13/2010 2:46:37 pm PDT

re: #39 darthstar

Trap, or whatever the oldest boy’s name is, joined the Army to avoid jail.
Bristol, the oldest daughter, got knocked up by a guy whose mother sold prescription meds illegally and barely finished high school. She now runs her on PR firm and preaches abstinence.
Willow, the next daughter, had a recent run-in with the law for breaking and entering…the other kids got busted, but she didn’t.

So far, Piper and Trig are still clean.

“A parent’s only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed.” -ShitMyDadSays