re: #8 lostlakehiker

Cool. Let’s put together a list of laws that we think the president should rescind by decree. Why stop at just one?

Jesus, so many, here’s a short list:

that one about Elves and Dwarves copulating
riding unicorns on the right side of the road
a man’s penis is proportional to his shoe size
riding any talking animal
Midsummer’s War and mortal champions
how about the one that let’s women say what ever the fuck they want once a month with no consequence? I hate that one
there’s that one about nobles and their right to be first in on virgins? That one’s got to go
the snorer has to sleep on the couch. Not fair
leaving the seat down, really not fair. What - women are to weak to lift the goddamn seat up?
sneezing in sunshine, pain in the ass
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