I’m still waiting for Romney to either attempt to explain or deny to the voting public the “story” I heard recently about his predilection for buggering pre-pubuscent boys. If he denies it we will all know he is a liar as well as a pedophile, and if he attempts to explain it as “just” innocent affection and that no inappropriate acts were committed we will still know that he is a liar.

Why?

Because I can spread rumors of inappropriate behavior without any proof whatsoever too. :P