George W. Bush: No Longer the Decider

The Pie Overlord!8/17/2010 9:10:53 pm PDT

re: #540 SanFranciscoZionist

What a rotten, lousy person she seems to be.

I became aware of Dr. Laura first because my Catholic grandma called me up all worried because Dr. Laura had said that non-Orthodox Jews didn’t believe in an afterlife. As little as I knew about Dr. Laura at the time, I thought she was Reform, and making that sweeping statement about herself and, well, everyone else in her boat. Later figured out it was a swipe at non-Orthodox Jews, although if that woman was genuinely frum I will eat a small cardboard box.

Dr. Laura was “outed” publicly chowing down on non-kosher nom noms, at which time she was forced to admit that she wasn’t really following all those difficult and inconvenient Sabbath and kosher food rules, especially when she was on tour, and you know, there’s all this exciting and delicious Japanese cuisine around and she didn’t want to insult her hosts, even though she has made a freaking career out of insulting everybody else.

So, she is given up Judaism, therefore, you don’t have to eat a box.