re: #561 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

“Bravest man in history? The first guy who drank milk. See that big hairy thing over there. I’m going to squeeze that thing hanging off of it and drink whatever comes out.”
-Gallagher

The first guy who ate a lobster. Also, after the first guy ate a lobster, the guy who discovered that lobsters have to be cooked while they’re alive.