Oooh! Oooh! Do ketchup on eggs next!

— The world needs more Goldens STAT (@auggiesnoise) March 18, 2018

I was in the Navy.

The only way to eat navy eggs is smothered in ketchup. But then that’s true of a lot of basically all Navy food.

In fact, Navy chow may just BE Ketchup. https://t.co/CclqH2DqIJ

— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) March 18, 2018

No, that’s milfood. After his service in WW II in the India/Burma theatre, my dad put Tabasco on everything. I’m allergic to peppers, but being Daddy’s Girl, I went Novice Level: ketchup on everything “reasonable”. So sue me. Oh. I bite.

— Irish Ice (@IrishIceSP) March 18, 2018

A girl who likes ketchup and bites?

I’m in! https://t.co/Mry29D3Ryz

— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) March 18, 2018