Onion: Financial Expert Offers Obsessive Recession Tips

simoom10/16/2009 3:27:00 pm PDT

re: #51 simoom

To round things out, here’s an Obama-as-Judas sign:
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One interesting thing about this last photo - you’ll notice the two signs with FreedomCoalition down bottom. Out of curiosity I went to their site, and here’s how they describe themselves:

The Freedom Coalition is an association of Americanists. We are deeply concerned about the rapid decline in personal freedom in our Nation, and are resolved to arrest said decline, beginning an incline. Our theme is “to re-implement the Constitution for the united States of America.”

We have observed government’s purposefully inconsistent, selective, mal-interpretive, disrespectful, blasphemous, arrogant, treasonous approach to our Constitution, which is destructive of life, liberty, and property, and have made it our solemn business to correct the problem. We direct our appeal to Heaven and to all who share our concern.

Careful research has convinced us that said process is of ancient design and of long duration. Its clear goal is World Domination. Ingenious, extremely well-organized, and Hate-driven, it transcends party labels, national boundaries, and all other man-made barriers to its ultimate victory. Totalitarianism — the enslavement of mankind — is its vision.

Spooky :P.