Krager turned me on to this Twitter account, where it takes Joel Osteen’s tweets and replaces the word “God” with “your dick.” This one is… well, it’s something else.

Your dick controls the universe. He knows how to suddenly change things. He can suddenly move people out of the way, sudd… https://t.co/KARI2YgYRi

— Joel Dongsteen (@JoelDongsteen) January 18, 2018