re: #582 darthstar

1. My dick is so big, it only tips with hundreds.
2. My dick is so big, the Carnegie Deli named a sandwich after it.
3. My dick is so big, the city was going to build a statue of it but they ran out of cement.
4. My dick is so big, ships use it to find their way into the harbor.
5. My dick is so big, when I get hard my ey brows get pulled down to my neck.
6. My dick is so big, you’re standing on it.
7. My dick is so big, it only comes into work when it feels like it.
8. My dick is so big, it plays golf with the president
9. My dick is so big, it charges money for its autograph.
10. My dick is so big, it has an agent. My dick’s people will call your people. Let’s have lunch with my dick.

I have no idea what you mean.