The bizarro world the NRA inhabits is one weird place:
NRA stirs controversy with gun-centric fairy tale updates: https://t.co/Vvb0Vfd1OL pic.twitter.com/YSkJbfa9X3
— The Hill (@thehill) March 25, 2016
If there’s good guys with the guns in the NRA comics, why not give the bad guys those same guns - you know, like they have in real life. Because who needs magic when you can pump Hansel and Gretel full of lead from a Ruger or Desert Eagle before turning them in to mincemeat pies.
Or magic to put Sleeping Beauty to sleep, when you can kill her outright. Or use drones with hellfire missiles to take out insurrectionist dwarves. ETC.