re: #2 Decatur Deb

“You went to my house, you terrorized my wife, you’re violating federal law, you’re trespassing, you’re a nasty little cowardly spud,” Letten says in the video. “All of you, you’re hobbits. You are less than I can ever tell you. You are scum. Do you understand?”

Is there a Pulitzer prize for ass-kicking?

Since you liked that you would probably enjoy Bertie telling Spode off in the “Cow Creamer” episode of Jeeves and Wooster:

“It’s about time some publicly-spirited person told you where to get off. The trouble with you, Spode, is that just because you’ve succeeded in convincing a handful of half-wits to disfigure the London scene by going about in black shorts, you think you’re someone. You hear them shouting “Hail, Spode!” and you imagine it’s the voice of the people. That is where you make your bloomer. What the voice of the people is actually saying is, “Look at that frightful ass Spode swanking about in footer bags! Did you ever in your life see such a perfect perisher?”