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Breitbart "News" Tells Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg to Get Lost

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lawhawk5/16/2016 5:31:29 pm PDT

Only the names change:

GOP: Mr. Zuckerberg, do I have your full attention?
Mark Zuckerberg: [stares out the window] No.
GOP: Do you think I deserve it?
Mark Zuckerberg: [looks at GOP] What?
GOP: Do you think I deserve your full attention?
Mark Zuckerberg: I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition, and I don’t want to perjure myself, so I have a legal obligation to say no.
GOP: Okay - no. You don’t think I deserve your attention.
Mark Zuckerberg: I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there’s no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing.
[pauses]
Mark Zuckerberg: Did I adequately answer your condescending question?

And that’s how Facebook should address these claims, requests, and demands to badger Facebook into adding outlets of dubious and tenuous hold on reality so as to appease right wing nutters. By giving it the bare minimum of attention.