re: #3 Targetpractice

Even more fun when you can’t see it (i.e. hooking up cords behind your PC). “It won’t go in, must be the wrong side. *turns the cord* IT STILL WON’T GO IN!”

Apple at least was always “seam up or facing you” up till a certain point, then they abruptly switched. It’s as annoying as trying to remember “Ford—turn the key the wrong way, except for a while they were normal, now they’re backwards again”.