Blocking the Keystone XL pipeline isn’t going to stop a single American car trip. It will simply ensure that car is fueled by Hugo Chavez and King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia

Tar sands bitumen is so slimy and thick it needs to be mixed with Middle-Eastern oil anyway, you flaming bag of derp 9_9

And oh, did I mention Saudi refineries will also get a shit-ton of US taxpayer subsidies thanks to Keystone?

The largest of these refineries, Motiva, is half owned by Saudi Refining Inc., and will receive between $680,000 and $1.1 billion in U.S. taxpayer support.

Where’s your “outrage” about that?