Okay, confession time…

I’ve been seeing this gal for a while now. She’s funny (in a dorky way), intelligent, and quite good looking. Way better looking than me, anyway. We have just enough in common to spark interest, but not so much that we bore each other with a “sameness”.

At any rate, things started getting serious between us, in that way, and we decided to do that thing adults like to do when they’re, you know, naked.

Then things got real awkward. She tried to reassure me by saying “Honey, a small penis should not be a problem in a loving relationship.”

Still, I wish she didn’t have one./