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Onion Video: Republicans Reach Out to Women With New 'No Punch Pretty Lady' Bill

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Charles Johnson2/21/2013 3:23:13 pm PST

USE OF SHELTERS - If see woman cry on street, first ask why she not home with family. Say, ‘Did bad man do hurt sex with you?’ If her head says yes, tell her there new house for pretty lady with nice cooking sink kitchen and friendly warden man with big wallet and no fists for hands.

(1) This man no punch pretty lady unless in problems like in Subsection (B) or if she bare her teeths at his eyes. If putting fist to woman face, man be sad, many scary things happen to him, like in Subsection (G).